Everyone in Cities
Jon Chaiim McConnell
I’m claiming squatter’s rights.
I will sit by the radiator and thumb through your magazines. I’m going to call and have your locks changed using the bills that I find magnetted to the fridge. The DVR schedule will be corrected. I will shape an altar out of the hardcovers in your bookcase and then pray that they never fall over.
Are these the ways that squatter’s rights work? To be clear I’m going to touch all of your things…